“Have You Eaten? Have you had lunch?” “No, I haven’t even had breakfast.” “Why is that? What’s wrong?” “I have no appetite.” “Why now?” “Existential angst. I feel nihilistic.” “Wetin happen?” “Brussels. Ankara. Paris. NYC. London. Abuja. Maiduguri. Gombe. Agatu. Zaria. Grand Bassam. Donald Trump!” “Brussels? What happened in Brussels?” “You mean you haven’t heard?”…